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The Bardvark: "All the Young Dudes Carry the News"-David Bowie Bard High School Early College New York, NY
Issue Date: Wednesday, April 25, 2012 Issue: Volume 9, Issue 6 Last Update: Wednesday, April 25, 2012
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"When I see that you are not smiling, I just think to myself that you have a raisin brain." —Mr. Hernandez

"You know it. You have it in you. We just need to extract it. That's why I have a degree in dentistry." —Dr. Schubert

"Here, have some sexiness." —Professor Johnson

"We have really swinging Saturday nights at my house." —Dr. Birch

"Questions, Comments, Threats, Prayers?" —Dr. Youngren

“And then looking up, Isaac said, ‘Hey dad! What are you doing with that knife!?’” —Dr. Clark

All Teacherisms are printed with the explicit permission from the teachers cited. If you have a funny quote you would like to submit, please post it on the Facebook Teacherisms page or email me at isabelseckmangadd@gmail.com

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