Good day, Indianola High School. We hope your day has been great so far, but in this article, we are going to make it even better. Over the next few months, there are several dances that you will have the chance to attend. Often, it is necessary to ask member of the student body to the dance as a date. This can be a stressful situation, but luckily, we have prepared a list of foolproof methods that can get you the date of your dreams.

Method #1

            This method only works when asking girls. We have it on good authority that girls like chocolate. And TV has taught us that flowers are also looked upon favorably. So, in order to give a girl the ultimate gift that will make her go to any dance with you, the only thing to do is combine them. If you give her chocolate-covered roses, she can eat them or gaze at them with adoration. She doesn’t even have to put them in a vase.  Other alternatives include chocolate-covered jewelry, stuffed animals or real animals.

Method #2

            If you really like someone, it is important to spend a lot of time with them. What better way to show that you like someone than to spend ALL of your time with them? For a week up until you ask the person to the dance, stand outside of their house and stare into their window intently as if you're memorizing every detail of their visible room. When they leave, follow them with your car and go wherever they go. At school, sit as close to them as possible, even if you're in a different room. But be sure not to seem creepy while doing this.

Method #3:

            Write the person a song from your heart. Be sure it is from there, because any other organ doesn't work nearly as well. The song should include a lot of clichés from Hallmark cards, because the reason they're clichés is that they're so well-written. The type of music should also be from the heart, but everyone agrees that heavy metal, jazz and beatboxing are the most romantic. If you really like the person, be sure to do it in a public place and include a verse where the audience sings along with you.

            The above methods are 100 percent effective. But, if there’s someone you do really want to go to the dance with, just ask them! The worst that will happen is that they’ll say no.